they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
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