And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Do vagina's smell?
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
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