when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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