btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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