Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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