I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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