your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I don't think brook has ever known best
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
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