I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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