marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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