its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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