So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
The power of my boobs compel you
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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