get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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