she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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