is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
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