I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
if you like me you must not know who I am
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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