There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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