these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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