OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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