super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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