I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
The air taste purple.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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