If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
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