Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
the liver wants what the liver wants
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
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