And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
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