yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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