I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
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