Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
God, I missed his penis.
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