something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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