It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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