just tell him i said nine months
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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