I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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