summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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