I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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