Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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