i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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