I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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