these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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