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(773): View more from Illinois

I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it

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(604): View more from British Columbia

I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.

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(207): View more from Maine

I think we should see other people.

(1-207): View more from Maine

Already working on it.

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(805): View more from California

just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.

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(325): View more from Texas

As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,

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(512): View more from Texas

her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"

(1-512): View more from Texas

you motherfucker

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(208): View more from Idaho

She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....

(615): View more from Tennessee

Lesbians are weird.

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(613): View more from Ontario

Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night

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(713): View more from Texas

I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...

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