i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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