How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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