My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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