I don't usually arrange sex via text message
what if I'm pregnant?
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me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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