WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
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