How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
Randomize