Dual....:-)
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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