I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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