ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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