How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Randomize
