Too much gin, very little bucket
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Randomize
