Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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