if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Randomize
