so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Randomize
