Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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