garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
i believe in u and ur pee
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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