I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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