Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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