Whod you bang
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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