Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
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