remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
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