my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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